No one ever overdosed on themselves. But we’re afraid of our ‘too muchness’.

So we numb out with distractions. Substitute solutions. What if the missing ingredient in the spell of your life that’s delicious is you?

Not the watered-down, half-measured fraction of you. Not the dimmed, dumbed, muted, or diluted version.

The secret spell to your heart’s wildest version of stimulation, satiation, and success… the answer to all your perceived problems is the concentrated version of you.

When in doubt: add. more. you.

You are the solution you’ve been looking for.

This secret spell, uniquely yours, cannot be duplicated by anyone else. Your blend is not another’s magic to make. You are non-replicable.

A once-off occurrence. A lightning flash in the pan of life’s tasty treat. Gobbled up and gone in a cosmic glimpse.

Often the additions we add into our third-dimensional mix aren’t adding any value. They’re deductions from our potency.

Removing us from ourselves. Breaks. Chasms.

These additions – are externals to distract from the internal. Usually, addictions.

And by any other name, as destructive. Disconnecting us from ourselves from others; from source energy.

Shrouded in mystery, there is a dark, rich, full, vibrant magick, denounced by society.

Disguised behind dis-ease – with limited access to the sick, shamed, and sinful.

The outcasts, the alcoholics, and addicts. Beyond the painted picture of lives in tatters and ruin lies a truth so potent we’re kept from it at all costs.

There is sorcery in sobriety.

And if you want what we have and are willing to go to any length to get it – then you are ready to take certain steps…”

Step One

We admitted we were powerful beyond measure.

As conduits to source energy, channels to Spirit, we are here to create, shape, and play.

When we realized that our shape-shifting ability to shrink into society’s constructs no longer served us, it was time to step out of the shadowy recesses of the woods and forests, into the light of day.

Step one is out. Out the closet, corporate witch, mother witch, artist witch…

We announced ourselves as ‘Witch’ reclaiming the treasures of our wonderful, wild, wicked nature.

Spell Mantra:

I am powerful beyond measure…

Step Two

Came to believe that the Great Creator was to remind us of our birthright.

We restored the mother, maiden, crone sacred trilogy to rest within our heart chakra.

Spell Mantra:

And so it is.

Step Three

Made an intention to turn our lives over to the care of the Great Creator—the universal source of star power whence we came, whence we return. 

We aligned our united will to channel Source.

Spell Mantra:

As within, so without. As above, so below.

Step Four

Unbound ourselves to all the people, places, and things that no longer served our becoming.

We fearlessly embarked on the rebel’s journey. Letting go of old stuck patterns, we embraced new routines.

Spell Mantra:

I let go of what no longer serves me so that I may best serve others.

Step Five

Admitted the arousal of our existential kinks to ourselves and to another witch.

Relished, in juicy detail, the full experiences of our painful pleasures, caught up in the human drama of our spirits’ experience in the third dimension.

Spell Mantra:

I clear attraction to adversity so that I may attentively tend to magic-making with ever-increasing potency of crystal clear intention. 

Step Six

We’re entirely ready to dissolve fixed lead pain into fluid golden pleasures.

We embraced play over perfection.

Spell Manta:

I revel in my perfuction. I am calm, centered in chaos.

Step Seven

Unlocking our limiting beliefs, shedding the stories we’d believed, we consciously create the capacity for Magick.

The more we revealed, the lighter we felt and the brighter we shone. Our revealing gave us revelations which started the revolution of our lives.

Spell Mantra:

Great Creator, make me a channel of creativity.

Step Eight

Made a list of all soul ties we were bound to through fear based beliefs (anger, pain, judgement, and resentment) and released ourselves.

Sometimes writing letters we never sent proved as valuable as contacting a person from our past. The point is to recognize where we were also at fault, even if another had wronged us. Only when we own our part are we free. Sometimes, we were the victim and were not at fault. Still, it is our responsibility to forgive ourselves for thing we cannot control.

Spell Mantra:

I cut the ties that bind to release myself from associations to memories.

Step Nine

Made right our past wrongs and undid the spells that harmed, unless to do so would re-injure ourselves or others.

We ceased the looped feedback of hate to hate and played a new song of release.

Spell Mantra:

I recall inflictions of suffering, and curses placed on others and myself.

I welcome the ease of being unbound and free.

Step Ten

Continued to align to the Great Creator to clear the chaos in our minds so that we may channel to create.

We continued to remove blockages in the form of people, places, and things.

And continued to clear any external distractions from our connection.

We continued to refuel our internal well with source energy and limited draining life force activities.

Spell Mantra:

I contain, to condense the efficacy, efficiency, and effectiveness of my most potent Magick.

Step Eleven

Sought through intentional spells and manifestation to improve conscious contact with the Great Creator.

Only in our totality are we right-sized to fill the missing piece of the puzzle.

Spell Mantra:

I am a channel of creativity. A conduit of Spirit. My contribution is peace.

Step Twelve

Having had our Witch re-awakening as the result of these practices, carried these spells to other Witches, and continued to practice the Magick of our witchcraft in all our affairs.

If you’d like to host your own Witches Rehab meetings, follow the guidance on how to hold space for a women’s circle here. Forward this blog post to the members of your group and refer back to it for each meeting. Do one step and one spell per meeting. After you’ve read the introduction and step, let each member share for 3-minutes. The leader of the group may use the recommended welcome seen after the final spell below.

Spell Mantra:

I call to the Witches. Remember…

Discover to Recover. We are Magick.


My name is *Lauren* and I am powerful beyond measure.

A magical, shape-shifting, time-bending, wildly wonderful witch. With the world as my playground.

Containing all the possibilities, I am the potent elixir in the spell of life.

As I stand in plain sight,

Watch me take flight.

Free from earthbound plight,

Fuelled by source, my heart set alight.

I take each experience, in all her delight…

I call to the witches. It is time to unite!

Welcome to the Witches Rehab.

Recover your inner witch from the ashes of her burn down.

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